Last night I went to MicroCenter to help a friend, Paul, find a PC. Despite my protestations he insisted on buying dinner after the shopping spree to show appreciation for my time and assistance.
As we drove he asked where I'd like to eat. I jokingly suggested Columbus Gold. (And, honest to goodness, until I created that link to Columbus Gold I thought it was sort of like a more risqué Hooters. A place where scantily clad and possibly topless women served food. After visiting their site I'm not sure they serve food at all. I talk a good porn story, but when it comes to genuine knowledge I'm a bit naive.)
We opted for pizza at at Pizza Hut.
When we returned to Paul's he told his wife, "Maurice suggested that we go to Columbus Gold for dinner but we thought better of it."
Without missing a beat and with genuine sincerity in her voice his wife said, "Have you seen the titty bar at night? It's so pretty with the pink lights and..."
What?! Titty bar? Women say things like that?
Of course had I known at the time that Columbus Gold wasn't a restaurant of some sort maybe I wouldn't have been as surprised.
Based solely on the pictures on their website the inside of Columbus Gold might be kind of pretty too. I'm assuming there's some spotlights. Maybe some brass.
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